What is up with all these damn wannabes? It pisses me off! I mean if you're white you're white. There's no changing that no matter how hard you pray. Being Indian isn't a religion, WE ARE PEOPLE! GO GET YOUR OWN GOD DAMN CULTURE YOU FREAKING CULTURE VULTURES WITH ALL YOUR GOD DAMN CRYSTALS AND DREAMCATCHERS AND "AUTHENTIC NATIVE AMERICAN FLUTE MUSIC". SHIT!
Sorry to be such a bitch you guys but I just had to vent. It's been building up for a few weeks. Most times I just laugh cuz it's so damn ridiculous but enough is enough.
I recently got a friend invite from someone claiming to be Dine then signed off by saying "M'takin oyasin" which he /i/graciously/i/ translated for me as being the LAKOTA word for "All my relations". DUH. Big fuckin deal. I've heard that damn saying in that movie, SKINS. So I know a Lakota word. Does that make me MORE INDIAN? So, I asked this person, if you are Dine, why are you spewing out Lakota words? I mean I'd be more impressed if they gave me some Navajo words. You know what I mean? I don't know. It just seemed sort of shady to me.
So anyways if you have something you need to vent about, here ya go. This thread is for BITCHES. (Yes, that even includes you, fuckerpants!) Ha ha. So have at it.......
Sorry to be such a bitch you guys but I just had to vent. It's been building up for a few weeks. Most times I just laugh cuz it's so damn ridiculous but enough is enough.
I recently got a friend invite from someone claiming to be Dine then signed off by saying "M'takin oyasin" which he /i/graciously/i/ translated for me as being the LAKOTA word for "All my relations". DUH. Big fuckin deal. I've heard that damn saying in that movie, SKINS. So I know a Lakota word. Does that make me MORE INDIAN? So, I asked this person, if you are Dine, why are you spewing out Lakota words? I mean I'd be more impressed if they gave me some Navajo words. You know what I mean? I don't know. It just seemed sort of shady to me.
So anyways if you have something you need to vent about, here ya go. This thread is for BITCHES. (Yes, that even includes you, fuckerpants!) Ha ha. So have at it.......
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Re: BITCHIN
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 7:28 AMat least he didn't say he was cherokee... -
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Re: BITCHIN
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 7:59 AMI will not give up bitchin over Mascots and refusal to change the name. There was a poll placed on CNN to find out how the "public" felt. Inviting the majority to decide whether they think we are good enough, decent enough or even human enough putting the rights of a minority population up for popular vote is always wrong.... -
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Re: BITCHIN
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 10:10 AMAlright...venting opportunity! I really hate it when people can't get it through their thick skulls that it is possible for there to be those of us who have more than one ethnic group in their families. I always come in contact with boneheads who say things like "How can you be Indian when you've got blue eyes?"....to which I reply"when a white man and an Indian woman love each other very much...should I get out the anatomically correct dolls to explain this to you?" I mean really...most "white" people have more than one European antion in their backgrounds...how hard is it to understand the basic concept of human beings mating regardless of color? -
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Re: BITCHIN
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 10:28 AMi always just respond with: "i'm the child of 2 parents." -
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Re: BITCHIN
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 10:53 AMI always say I cant help who I fall in love with, regardless of his color I love him and he loves me. And if we have children they will be lovely as well.
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Re: BITCHIN
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 4:43 PM"keenichiwaacaca-waaoogity-boogity summasummrdingdonginmypantsrwet!" which meanz, in squawkkomokko, "Hi!"
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Re: BITCHIN
Sun, November 27, 2005 - 12:13 AM....and i remember last xxxmas...someone gave me a dreamcatcher necklace...it was in a lil box...and said, "made in china"!!!!
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! -
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Re: BITCHIN
Sun, November 27, 2005 - 4:18 PMHAHA----shit.
i went to that pow-wow at discovery park a few years back and everyone was there dancin and there was this guy that everybody was laughin at (quietly, of course. indins seldom mock outsiders openly--how do you think the pilgrims survived?) ...and everybody was laughin at him cuz his outfit looked like he bought it at walgreens
and then HE was the one that made the paper. apparently he called himself "hawk's blood"
can you believe that shit?
very telling about the world we're supposed to live in and accept
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Re: BITCHIN
Sun, November 27, 2005 - 5:11 PMi'm surprized da guy dancin'w'da skateboard didn't make it in da paper!
"danceswithboardz!"
HA!
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Re: BITCHIN
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 7:05 AMI know what you mean about laughin quietly about someone. There's this one dude that always shows up at our powwows and nobody knows who he is but he looks white. He is a fancy dancer and gots some fancy little moves but his bustle is made out of dyed CHICKEN feathers and it looks too small like it was made for a child! It looks crazy. -
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Re: BITCHIN
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 1:21 PMha! fo'sho!
itz kinda like that when i dance anyway ...no matter who's around dancin as well...i'm in my own world...i don't even see da chickenz! -
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Re: BITCHIN
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 1:23 PMI just wished that everytime I danced people would stop coming up and shoving dollar bills down my cleavage..... I want at least five dollar bills... -
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Re: BITCHIN
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 4:25 PMLanda, maybe if you could make change for $20s on the dance floor... -
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Re: BITCHIN
Wed, November 30, 2005 - 2:17 PMall this bitchy is making me fel insecure I just want to be accepted it's not my fault that I'm whiter than a sheet that my girls have blue eyes, really though I have brought this ranting bitch fest onto whitey tribes and it was met with how I'm being a bitch for telling them to get there own fucking culture that i should be so muchmore accepting and honored that they would appropriate the qualties of our lifestyle ,i dunno last time I checked i put my pants on the same way they do and really I'm here on the fucking internet, so really who appropriated who? dunno but I aint going back to living in my tipi on the fucking reserve eating gophers and hamburger soup.... fuckin whatever this is all such bullshit.
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Re: BITCHIN
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 7:52 AMdamn that was one long ass thread I couldn't even read it all.
BUT...
OBVIOUSLY they are not indin and so they do not understand where WE are coming from. Of course they are going to think that we, as stupid indins, should be GRATEFUL that someone would want to emulate our ways and beliefs and that it "belongs to all humankind".
Only a person who does not have their own culture would think that it's OK to 'borrow' from others and that there's nothing wrong with that.
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Re: BITCHIN
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 7:57 AMthere's always one indian somewhere who's willing to adopt them in
i'm sorta like that too only i tell 'em it's like a gang --where they either have to be jumped in or sexed in based on their gender
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Re: BITCHIN
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 11:03 AM"there's always one indian somewhere who's willing to adopt them in"
Yeah only cuz they feel sorry for their dumb asses!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: BITCHIN
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 8:07 AMi'm always amused by whites who want to correct us for using "indian" instead of "native american." -
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Thu, December 1, 2005 - 10:21 AM' i'm always amused by whites who want to correct us for using "indian" instead of "native american." '
Growing up, I was Chickasaw, then I was Indin, then I was Native American and lately every keeps saying Indigineous... label upon label, I like to think of myself as being "oklaholitopa"....
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Re: BITCHIN
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 11:41 AMI think I saw him up at one of the MI powwows...My fav is the older white guy with the chicken legs and a really bad wig that shows up at every powwow...with his ass hanging out of a breechcloth(there's just some things you don't want to see in this life...and that's one of them!) -
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Re: BITCHIN
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 12:07 PMthere's always one indian somewhere who's willing to adopt them in"
i think we do that when we get low on smokes, ooh maybe that's just me
as for the thread it picks my ass to no fucking end that these people are so fucking rightous lest they ever have to make their own fry bread , it would taste like baking soda... hmmf sorry the best i can come up with I'm fucking freezing right now. -
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Re: BITCHIN
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 3:42 PMgreat job riling those hippies on that other thread. keep up with the bitching out, i say. you rock completely and utterly. -
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Re: BITCHIN
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 4:06 PMhey man someones gotta keep lighting those wagons, you words of encouragement is what gets me up in the morning to face these white sheets. -
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Re: BITCHIN
Sat, December 10, 2005 - 12:04 AMMore to bitch about.....
I hate it when Super Indin shows up at some event. You know Super Indin, right? He is the one that is the expert on what is and is not appropriate even though he does not come from your particular tribe but thinks the way your tribe does it is wrong..... -
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Re: BITCHIN
Sat, December 10, 2005 - 9:34 AMI was married to one of these when I was young and stupid. He claimed to know everything about being Anishinaabe...but most of what he knew was from books written by white anthropologists in the late 1800s. And then he claimed that I didn't know what I was doing, even though I spent every summer on the rez with my grandparents(he, on the other hand, didn't even know that he was NDN until he was 17). I really can't stand these people who shoot their mouths off, claimimg to know everything there is to know about any culture or tribe...especially when most of their knowledge comes from books and not life experience. Also how can anyone know EVERYTHING about any particular tribal traditions? -
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Re: BITCHIN
Sat, December 10, 2005 - 9:36 AMI gave him a "traditional" divorce too. Put out all his crap on the front lawn and proceeded to set his favorite chair on fire. I'm sure this is probably still fondly remembered by some of my friends on the rez.
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Re: BITCHIN
Sat, December 10, 2005 - 10:46 AMyeah...i know a lot of my tribal history, but i'm alwayz learning new thingz from relativez when i go back to the rez...and i don't think i can ever learn it all.
i barely know any of the language...tho i grew up there and used to speak it...i've lost most of it. sad...but still...once in awhile a memory cell will pop up and i'll say, "oh yeah!!! i remember!!!"
so...yeah...tell me how my tribe doez it...even tho u never been there!
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trditional divorce
Sat, December 10, 2005 - 10:54 AMha! funnee!
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Sat, December 10, 2005 - 4:13 PMindian chicks are fuckin crazy. white women are better, they let you take advantage of 'em! -
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Tue, December 13, 2005 - 7:30 AMOH MY GOD! I can't believe you just said white women are better!
If anything, those white chicks are the ones who are crazy! Man, I got some stories to tell about my white friends and their breakups! Soap opera material, I'm tellin ya.
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Re: trditional divorce
Tue, December 13, 2005 - 11:16 AMthis white guy once told me that Cree woman are the best to have as wives.....they'll treat you like a god, they'll do everything for you, their sweet as candy, until one night when your asleep for no apperent reason they'll slit your throat..... now really no apperent reason? come now....
As far as white girls being better than indin girls....I guess if you want a sponsor they'll do fine....I don't know of many indin girls that will let you live off them, just for the honor of seeing you braid your siky black indin locks, they'll kick your lazy indin ass the fuck out, but a white one,theyr'e just happy to be included in another culture far superior and closer to the great spirit then their own,hahaha.... -
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Tue, December 13, 2005 - 11:34 AMit's all about playing the guilt card in the right way. -
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Re: trditional divorce
Tue, December 13, 2005 - 8:58 PMahhhh is that what you guys do? how cute.
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Wed, December 14, 2005 - 8:39 AMMy aunt shot her husband, hit him in the head with a bat and then asked for a divorce..... yeah, I think Ndn women are more serious about divorce..... -
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Re: trditional divorce
Wed, December 14, 2005 - 10:42 AMi guess she had 2 get his attention first, huh?
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Fri, December 16, 2005 - 2:43 PMNative women may not let you get away with anything...but we're also much wilder than the average milk and potatoes white women. The only interesting Euro/American women I've ever met were mentally deranged, tattooed/pierced, into the fetish scene and lived in Seattle...must be something in the water up there... -
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Fri, December 16, 2005 - 6:29 PM...and a whole lot more.
i never wanted 2 get away w/anything with my ndn grrr.
talk about wild! when she was ridin my pony, cumin', and screamin' in her native tongue!!! GASP!!!
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Re: itz the water...
Sat, December 17, 2005 - 12:18 PMYeah...it definitely did something to me when I lived up there(the water, that is)...let's just say I went by "Mistress Stari" for awhile!
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